Humorous Quotes
Man was predestined to have free will. ~Hal Lee Luyah
Maybe this world is another planet's hell. ~Aldous Huxley
Murphy was an optimist. ~O'Toole's Commentary
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. ~Nicholas Chamfort
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. ~Robert Graves
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. ~Douglas Adams
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
Today is the last day of some of your life. ~Author Unknown
Without geography, you're nowhere. ~Author Unknown
Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter. ~Author Unknown
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. ~P.D. East
As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. ~Dave Beard
There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. ~Jerry Seinfeld
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house. ~Woody Allen
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. ~Douglas Adams
And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!" ~Author Unknown
May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.
~Irish Prayer
