Humorous Quotes
A fool and his money are soon parted - especially with the government to expedite matters.
A fool and his money are soon parted because he has more dollars than sense.
"A fool and his money are soon parted, but seldom by another fool."
A fool and his money are soon partying.
A fool and his money are soon popular.
"It's a good idea to keep on good terms with everybody, but especially with your wife, your banker, your stomach, and your conscience."
"It is a good idea to believe only half of what you hear, but be sure the half you believe isn't the wrong half."
Never hesitate to steal a good idea.
Al Neuharth
"The United Nations is a good idea, but it's a pity they have to have so many foreigners in it."
A good idea is one that hits the other fellow with a bolt of envy.
