Saturday, January 16, 2010

Humorous Quotes

Humorous Quotes


A fool and his money are soon parted - especially with the government to expedite matters.




A fool and his money are soon parted because he has more dollars than sense.




"A fool and his money are soon parted, but seldom by another fool."




A fool and his money are soon partying.




A fool and his money are soon popular.



"It's a good idea to keep on good terms with everybody, but especially with your wife, your banker, your stomach, and your conscience."




"It is a good idea to believe only half of what you hear, but be sure the half you believe isn't the wrong half."




Never hesitate to steal a good idea.
Al Neuharth




"The United Nations is a good idea, but it's a pity they have to have so many foreigners in it."




A good idea is one that hits the other fellow with a bolt of envy.

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